Hopefully OP just made an iPhone typo and did actually mean “dong” instead of “dog”. It’s 2018, for God’s sake! @Indecision shouldn’t have to make his own UPS Dong Calendars just because some people aren’t woke to it yet.
You guys are so 80s. It doesn't matter what sex it actually IS, what matters is what it IDENTIFIES as.
I want to see a picture of someone sweating and dirty trying to man handle an over weight package on the cover. Instead of always having someone who is smiling and spotless carrying a bogus package that weighs next to nothing.
The fact that this is even a thing boggles my mind. I’ve got my second child on the way. Found out at 12 weeks that it was boy. How? Amazing imaging? Nope the baby is still only 2 inches long and 1/2 an ounce. GENETIC TESTING!!!! Of blood samples. Yes that’s right if you’re male or female is ing science. Nothing else.