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UPS tractor-trailers getting collision-avoidance technology
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<blockquote data-quote="SCV good to go sir." data-source="post: 1750464" data-attributes="member: 56200"><p>Should have developed magnetic force fields that repels any car that comes too close.</p><p>Should have also added a mechanism to release oil and banana peels from the rear when tailgated.</p><p>Should have programmed probes to follow the truck and shoot lasers at other cars.</p><p>Should have installed a megaphone like device that police, fire department, and ambulance vehicles have to help communicate in traffic.</p><p>Should have installed a cage full of rabid wolves that have been raised off the flesh of management and the orion team to be released in areas with lots of pedestrians.</p><p>Should installed spikes on the hub caps.</p><p></p><p>I really am wasting my talents as a driver, I should be heading and R&D for UPS.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SCV good to go sir., post: 1750464, member: 56200"] Should have developed magnetic force fields that repels any car that comes too close. Should have also added a mechanism to release oil and banana peels from the rear when tailgated. Should have programmed probes to follow the truck and shoot lasers at other cars. Should have installed a megaphone like device that police, fire department, and ambulance vehicles have to help communicate in traffic. Should have installed a cage full of rabid wolves that have been raised off the flesh of management and the orion team to be released in areas with lots of pedestrians. Should installed spikes on the hub caps. I really am wasting my talents as a driver, I should be heading and R&D for UPS. [/QUOTE]
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