Washer fluid

[OrioN]

Is it sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard to stock the vehicle fleet with blue water wif magical deicer properties???

Or shall we just get it from the local gas stations that charges $5.00 per friggin gallon ?!?

400+ vehicles X $5.00 per gallon of deicer X per week = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Look, your lazy CFO can get off his as$ & buy them in bulk for 98¢ a gallon???????????

PS, Mr CFo of the investors, it looks like this:

No wonder you have to pilfer the Xmas bonus of your frontline drivers to make massive mistakes like this.

With the amount of brine & road salt on the roads, I use almost a gallon a week to stay safe and see out the windshield.

I tried pouring in my bottle of Pee, but that instantly froze maybe because I don't drink & have residual alcohol in my system, whooooooooooppppssssss!

OK I'm going to enjoy my day off Thursday.

 

[bacha29]

Washer fluid is also very good for flushing dog bites. A dog's saliva is full of bacteria and washer fluid which is primarily alcohol does a good job of flushing out the bacteria.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Washer fluid is also very good for flushing dog bites. A dog's saliva is full of bacteria and washer fluid which is primarily alcohol does a good job of flushing out the bacteria.

So is urine.

Oh no, a dog just bit my face. Help me...

 

[MassWineGuy]

We have drums of washer fluid at the station. The problem is that no driver wants to bother filling their vehicles.

 

[bbsam]

So is urine.

Oh no, a dog just bit my face. Help me...

 

[OrioN]

So is urine.

Oh no, a dog just bit my face. Help me...

Waitaminute, that applies to jellyfish stings, eh???

Butt, I'll just maintain my pretrip and postrip & get it from the gas stations... it's on them how they run their company

 

[bbsam]

Waitaminute, that applies to jellyfish stings, eh???

Butt, I'll just maintain my pretrip and postrip & get it from the gas stations... it's on them how they run their company

'Bout time you figured that out.

 

[OrioN]

Shhhhhhhh, I have to play a dumb truck driver, butt don't u agree or disagree to be wasting $fuel for washer fluid like this????

Express/ airmail should share their bulk discount rates for something as trivial as this

 

[bacha29]

Shhhhhhhh, I have to play a dumb truck driver, butt don't u agree or disagree to be wasting $fuel for washer fluid like this????

Express/ airmail should share their bulk discount rates for something as trivial as this

You got it man. You're not the company comptroller . You're job is to pick it up here,haul it over there. And yes, the dumber you act the less they expect from you and that includes being too dumb to pick up a full case and keep it on your truck saving them about 20 bucks or more.

 

[rod]

We use the -35 or -50 stuff here. Its a little more expensive but the -20 stuff would be useless.

 

[zubenelgenubi]

Washer fluid is also very good for flushing dog bites. A dog's saliva is full of bacteria and washer fluid which is primarily alcohol does a good job of flushing out the bacteria.

Settle down booze hounds, it's not the drinkin' kind.

 

[bbsam]

Settle down booze hounds, it's not the drinkin' kind.

If you filter it through a slice of bread it is.

 

[zubenelgenubi]

If you filter it through a slice of bread it is.

Don't go giving anyone ideas. We'll be getting more posts about people getting fired for dui and going blind.

 

[rod]

Don't go giving anyone ideas. We'll be getting more posts about people getting fired for dui and going blind.

and running out of windshield washer fluid.

 

[Route 66]

I tried pouring in my bottle of Pee, but that instantly froze maybe because I don't drink & have residual alcohol in my system, whooooooooooppppssssss!

Try depositing a massive stinky into your washer reservoir. It contains mystical properties which will prevent your fluid from freezing.

Or so I’ve been told

 

[Operational needs]

Shhhhhhhh, I have to play a dumb truck driver, butt don't u agree or disagree to be wasting $fuel for washer fluid like this????

Express/ airmail should share their bulk discount rates for something as trivial as this

Again, we do NOT deliver airmail or ANY mail. That’s the USPS.

 

[Star B]

Express/ airmail should share their bulk discount rates for something as trivial as this

DEATH BY A THOUSAND CUTS!!!

 

[Star B]

Again, we do NOT deliver airmail or ANY mail. That’s the USPS.

um, we kinda do. we're the backhaul network, so, in theory, we "deliver" it to the ramp for the post office to collect.

 

[Operational needs]

um, we kinda do. we're the backhaul network, so, in theory, we "deliver" it to the ramp for the post office to collect.

Not in the sense he’s talking about.

 

[bbsam]

Don't go giving anyone ideas. We'll be getting more posts about people getting fired for dui and going blind.

It's on the internet. The internet wouldn't lie, would it?