We Need to Form Our Own Gang To Protect Ourselves!

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by anonymous6, May 15, 2009.

  1. anonymous6

    anonymous6 Guest

    On vacation this week i spent a lot of time watching "Gangland" on TV about all the prison gangs, city gangs , gangs and gangs everywhere.

    Biker gangs on the History channel. All over California, almost every Harley rider seems to be "flying colors"

    Gangs are EVERYWHERE!

    I'm scared to go out of the house!!! Everyone has a gang to belong to cept us.

    With over 400,000 employees, we should form our own gang. We already have a sort of colors, a uniform.

    Now we need to ORGANIZE!! to protect ourselves.

    It should be easy. Every Local could be a chapter. I'll be National President. You can call me PREZ.

    Every chapter will have a president, a vice prez, a Sargent of Arms ( a very important position), and soldiers.( enforcers )

    Part-timers can be "prospects "and wannabe upsers can be" hang arounds." We'll model our gang after the mafia and/or other organized crime groups.

    We'll need to be tough and be willing to break heads to protect our turf and expand. Don't worry about the law. We already have legal services as a benefit.

    Let's show everyone who the boss is.

    Who's with me??????????
  2. Livin the Dream?

    Livin the Dream? Disillusioned UPSer

    We do. It's called the TEAMSTERS
  3. City Driver

    City Driver New Member

    exactly what i was gonna say
  4. sano

    sano New Member

    Nah, you didn't read the post. He implied the gang would be to protect us. That couldn't be the teamsters.
  5. anonymous6

    anonymous6 Guest

    Come on..........

    The Teamsters are not what they used to be. You go down to the local anymore and they treat you like you are disturbing THEIR peace.
  6. Livin the Dream?

    Livin the Dream? Disillusioned UPSer

    ...I never said we were a very GOOD gang.....
  7. broncobros1

    broncobros1 New Member

    Heh heh...any word on the local BA that mysteriously left?
  8. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    I'm just glad the history channel didn't have any specials on the catholic church while you were on vacation. Lord knows what kind of ideas you would have gotten from watching those specials. ( Already checked, Covemaster said I could make borderline comments like this)
  9. tieguy

    tieguy Banned

    I would like to be an enforcer in our new army. :happy-very:
  10. 705red

    705red Browncafe Steward

    Hey little big head! Why don't you try using the mop for a while and move your way up through the latrine!:happy2:
  11. anonymous6

    anonymous6 Guest


    All I will say is that he :censored2: off the wrong person and had to be made an example of.
  12. tieguy

    tieguy Banned

    I figured I had as good a shot as any at the job when I saw you standing at the trough holding that pea shooter.:happy-very:
  13. MonavieLeaker

    MonavieLeaker Bringin Teh_Lulz

    Beat me to it :happy-very:
  14. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Sign me up! My package car even has a "Bitch Seat":happy-very:

    Not my local. Our Prez is a UPSer. He's the best we've had in my 31 years as a Teamster.
  15. hondo

    hondo promoted to mediocrity

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    Last edited: May 16, 2009
  16. PopCan

    PopCan New Member

    I'm in.

    All right, FedEx, it's time to rumble.
  17. MechanicForBrown

    MechanicForBrown Prblm found,part on order

    Need somone to grease the wheels of that Bad Larry Gang you guys talkin about?
    I'm your mechanic!