What doctors think about the bailout.

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by chev, Jan 3, 2009.

  1. chev

    chev Nightcrawler

    The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

    The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

    The Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!' The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

    The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.' The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

    The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

    In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some :censored2: in Washington .
  2. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    Well done chev,very creative...
  3. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    I don't care who ya are, that's funny!:happy2:
  4. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    I have to agree with the proctologist, that was some funny ****.
  5. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Obscured by Mirrors Staff Member


    Reuse of an old tale:

    Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.

    The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.'

    Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'

    The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already'

    Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.'

    The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?

    Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

    The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead horse!'

    Chuck said, 'Sure I can, Watch me. I just won't tell any body he's dead.'

    A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead horse?'

    Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.'

    The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'

    Chuck grew up and works now for the government. He was the financial adviser who figured out how to "bail us out."
  6. mattwtrs

    mattwtrs Retired Senior Member

    Re: Bailout

    This is scary true!
  7. chev

    chev Nightcrawler

    :happy-very:I can't take credit for it but I thought it was funny enough to pass on.

    Wow hoax. Sounds an awful lot like our prestigious govt.