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<blockquote data-quote="Catatonic" data-source="post: 456679" data-attributes="member: 7966"><p><strong>Bailout</strong></p><p></p><p>Reuse of an old tale:</p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. </strong></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.'</strong> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'</strong> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already'</strong> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.'</strong> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?</strong> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'</strong> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead horse!'</strong> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Chuck said, 'Sure I can, Watch me. I just won't tell any body he's dead.'</strong> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead horse?'</strong> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.'</strong> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.' </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Chuck grew up and works now for the government. He was the financial adviser who figured out how to "bail us out."</strong> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Catatonic, post: 456679, member: 7966"] [b]Bailout[/b] Reuse of an old tale: [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [B]The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.'[/B] [B]Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'[/B] [B]The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already'[/B] [B]Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.'[/B] [B]The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?[/B] [B]Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'[/B] [B]The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead horse!'[/B] [B]Chuck said, 'Sure I can, Watch me. I just won't tell any body he's dead.'[/B] [B]A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead horse?'[/B] [B]Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.'[/B] [B]The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.' [/B] [B]Chuck grew up and works now for the government. He was the financial adviser who figured out how to "bail us out."[/B] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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