what does everybody take home?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by meme, Jun 8, 2008.

  1. meme

    meme Guest

    We are all anonymous, so what does everybody take home?
  2. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    My lunch box, my empty recyclable water bottles and the knowledge that I am one day closer to retirement.
  3. PassYouBy

    PassYouBy Unknown Acrobat

    My @ss....What's left of it!:wornout:
  4. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    I'm hardly anonymous on here anymore. At least one supervisor that reads here has IDed me.
    From time to time, I take info notices and company pens, but that's it. They come back with me the next day.
    What do YOU take home, meme?
  5. jds4lunch

    jds4lunch What the hell is YOUPS??

    Pens and info notices, but they end up in my shirt pocket the next day anyway. For a laugh, last christmas I wrapped all my gifts in UPS express paks.
  6. brownrodster

    brownrodster New Member

    Have numerous pens and infonotices that travel to and from UPS with me every day. And the occasional ASD or DVIR that I forget to turn in and do so the next day.
  7. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    I take my GMC home. It's a very long walk otherwise.
  8. john346

    john346 No more Brown!

    Were I'm on an extended route, I have an entire office with Feeder time cards, delivery notices, house mail & c.o.d. envelopes, etc. But all is really sent to me. Curious thread though, I really have never personally encountered anyone stupid enough to risk their job by "taking anything home", heard stories, but no one that I know beyond the innocuous pen or paper clip.
    My read is, either 'meme' is bursting to give up their take, or fishing to get someone to give themselves up, so 'meme' can report as to what a bunch of theives UPS people are. If the latter is the case, unfortunately for them, they are barking up the wrong tree. I have been honored to work with such an honest lot, that bleeds integrity every day.
  9. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Perhaps meme was asking about take home pay? Still none of meme's business!!!!!!!!!!!!
  10. john346

    john346 No more Brown!

    Good call about the income aspect. If that, I doubt enough to afford my Chevy pickup's appetite.
    I'f i misread meme's intentions, sorry. I'll blame it on the attempt to switch to decaf, I just fire a little slower on this stuff.
  11. MonavieLeaker

    MonavieLeaker Bringin Teh_Lulz

    Actually youre anonymous since you didnt bother to register troll :whiteflag:
  12. drewed

    drewed Shankman

    Does the sense of fulfillment and pride count? lol
  13. hseofpayne

    hseofpayne Guest

    An occasional blonde, 2 if I am lucky. Otherwise if I've had to much to drink, I take a cab home.
  14. drewed

    drewed Shankman

    oh wow, im proud of you gotta prevent those DUIs.....hmmm 2 blonds at one time, im more of a brunette man myself lol
  15. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    meme was talking about take home pay but, as dilligaf said, it is none of his business!!!
  16. 1989

    1989 Well-Known Member

    Why can't you spell "too"? [too much to drink]
  17. Jack4343

    Jack4343 FT DR Specialist

    After hot days like today (over 95 degrees) I bring home 5 less lbs. than I came to work with.
  18. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    I just got my new GPS for my car and the DIAD stylus is perfect for programming it so, yes, I have brought a stylus home.
  19. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    I need to gross right around 1700 to clear a grand. Too many deductions and WI state tax.
  20. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    A 12 pack.