What does UPS want from an employee?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Concretion, Sep 28, 2015.

  1. Concretion

    Concretion Member

    What is the answer?
  2. scooby0048

    scooby0048 This page left intentionally blank

    They want us to be approximately 3ft high and full of water.
  3. FrigidFTSup

    FrigidFTSup Resident Suit

    I want somebody who can do the job without constant direction at a good safe pace, and isn't afraid to ask questions.
  4. burrheadd

    burrheadd Creepy pervert

    Blood and
    Your first born male offspring
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  5. HubBub

    HubBub Active Member

    Just your joints and general sense of well-being. You'll be well compensated though.
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  6. I just wrote my congressman , hopefully he will know the answer
  7. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

    to accomplish unattainable goals...

    I just try to fail less than my co-workers
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  8. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    Energy, it will provide everything else as long as you provide energy.
  9. Number24

    Number24 #24

    A (+) Mindset.
  10. ibleedbrown

    ibleedbrown Active Member

    your dignity.
  11. Billy Ray

    Billy Ray God, help us all.....

    Everything,......... and a little more.

    Mistake-free of course.
  12. Bastiatian

    Bastiatian Well-Known Member

    A broken spirit.
  13. Scottyhawk

    Scottyhawk What is it? A brown box. Duh

    They want
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  14. tacken

    tacken Active Member

    Yes I will do more work!!!!
  15. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    What do you want from an employer?
  16. Gumby

    Gumby *

    A turkey?
  17. oldandcrabby

    oldandcrabby Active Member

    UPS already has had my firstborn male offspring for thirteen years now.
  18. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    To beat you up and steal your soul, Shang Tsung style.

  19. Lineandinitial

    Lineandinitial Active Member

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    Gumby *

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