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<blockquote data-quote="upsdude" data-source="post: 174532" data-attributes="member: 2033"><p>Here's the MSDS Info for PAS.....................</p><p></p><p><strong>Toxicity and Health Effects</strong></p><p>PAS is a chemical that has been scientifically proven to induce penisfalloffatis in 5% of drivers after oral administration of 9 nanograms.</p><p>Formal human studies on the toxicity of PAS have not been done. However, a recently released FDA report revealed that PAS developed incredibly large cellular fungal colonies after just one exposure. OSHA and the EPA have reported that this chemical is so likely to kill you that it makes Sarin look like Kool-Aid(tm).</p><p></p><p>Both acute and chronic exposure to PAS results in enlargement of the Stop Count. Occupational exposure is particularly severe for UPS supervisors, who typically combine PAS with EDD for use as a personal lubricant.</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>First Aid Procedures</strong></p><p>In case of contact with skin, flush the affected area liberally with Beer for 15 minutes. If victim's DIAD comes in contact with PAS, it is likely to enlarge in size and probably should be removed surgically; in either case this will still be larger than EDD's DIAD.</p><p>Inhalation of PAS may cause diarrhea. If possible, remove victim to fresh air and administer Shiatsu massage until the victim either dies or signs a legal waiver freeing you from liability.</p><p></p><p>Use of hand trucks with this chemical is generally recommended, however a study using this protection for PAS revealed that PAS can overwhelm even these protective measures.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="upsdude, post: 174532, member: 2033"] Here's the MSDS Info for PAS..................... [B]Toxicity and Health Effects[/B] PAS is a chemical that has been scientifically proven to induce penisfalloffatis in 5% of drivers after oral administration of 9 nanograms. Formal human studies on the toxicity of PAS have not been done. However, a recently released FDA report revealed that PAS developed incredibly large cellular fungal colonies after just one exposure. OSHA and the EPA have reported that this chemical is so likely to kill you that it makes Sarin look like Kool-Aid(tm). Both acute and chronic exposure to PAS results in enlargement of the Stop Count. Occupational exposure is particularly severe for UPS supervisors, who typically combine PAS with EDD for use as a personal lubricant. [B]First Aid Procedures[/B] In case of contact with skin, flush the affected area liberally with Beer for 15 minutes. If victim's DIAD comes in contact with PAS, it is likely to enlarge in size and probably should be removed surgically; in either case this will still be larger than EDD's DIAD. Inhalation of PAS may cause diarrhea. If possible, remove victim to fresh air and administer Shiatsu massage until the victim either dies or signs a legal waiver freeing you from liability. Use of hand trucks with this chemical is generally recommended, however a study using this protection for PAS revealed that PAS can overwhelm even these protective measures. [/QUOTE]
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