What is being a package car driver like?

jumpman23

Oh Yeah
What its like being a driver is knowing as soon as you get out of bed in the morning and your feet hit the floor your day is over and your going to get your ding dong stomped in the dirt all day. Just the truth. That's why therapy sessions at home after work are much needed lol.
 
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selfcancelsignal

Guest
What's being a full time driver like? Stretch your dick out as far as it'll go, then jump up in the air and cannonball your ball sack. That's called DISPATCH. Next, find a blunt object with a very odd extension on the end of it. Like a snow shovel. Now have someone shove it up your stink-shute all the way to the handle. That's called MANAGEMENT. Do that for 30 years, retire, and die a week later a short broken old man who hates everything brown. Good luck kid.
Marne Vet to the rescue w/ yuks. Still laughing. LO :censored2: L!!!


Sent while driving from my flip phone via T9 word.
 

JL 0513

Well-Known Member
For me, I look forward to Monday because my second job on the weekend is far more unpleasant, just as so many jobs are. Work isn't supposed to be fun, which is why we get paid.
 
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