What would Mike do?

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Tyler Durden, Jun 9, 2007.

  1. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Enlightend

    Which is more noble? Allowing a pair of pandas to live off the land knowing they will never procreate and their species will go extinct. Or "rescuing" the pandas and forcing copulation for a steady wave of tourists?
  2. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Depends on which "Mike" you are referring to....

    Mike Tyson would roast and eat both of the pandas.

    Michael Jordan would roll them up and dribble them both and slam dunk them.

    Mike Douglas would serenade them both.

    Michael Douglas would extract youth hormone from both and inject himself.

    Michael J. Fox would hug them to steady himself.

    Michael Moore would film them with a Flint,Michigan background.

    Michael Jackson would screw them both.

    You gotta be more specific........:crying:
  3. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Michael Bloomberg would take their rights as law abiding citizens away, and disarm them to make them safe in NYC.

    Mike Dukakis would give them GI helmets, and drive them around in a tank.

    Mike Myers would have his friend Fat Bastard eat them.

    I gree. We need to know which Mike.
  4. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Michael Corleone would have them "whacked".

    Michael Caine would have them both star in a "B" movie.

    Michael Eisner would see to it that they both had great severance packages.

    Michael Flatley would teach them to dance.

  5. 30andout

    30andout New Member

    I LOVE IT!!!!!:lol::lol::lol: