What would Mike do?

[Tyler Durden]

Which is more noble? Allowing a pair of pandas to live off the land knowing they will never procreate and their species will go extinct. Or "rescuing" the pandas and forcing copulation for a steady wave of tourists?

 

[moreluck]

Depends on which "Mike" you are referring to....

Mike Tyson would roast and eat both of the pandas.

Michael Jordan would roll them up and dribble them both and slam dunk them.

Mike Douglas would serenade them both.

Michael Douglas would extract youth hormone from both and inject himself.

Michael J. Fox would hug them to steady himself.

Michael Moore would film them with a Flint,Michigan background.

Michael Jackson would screw them both.

You gotta be more specific........

 

[over9five]

Michael Bloomberg would take their rights as law abiding citizens away, and disarm them to make them safe in NYC.

Mike Dukakis would give them GI helmets, and drive them around in a tank.

Mike Myers would have his friend Fat Bastard eat them.


I gree. We need to know which Mike.

 

[moreluck]

Michael Corleone would have them "whacked".

Michael Caine would have them both star in a "B" movie.

Michael Eisner would see to it that they both had great severance packages.

Michael Flatley would teach them to dance.

 

[30andout]

Depends on which "Mike" you are referring to....

Mike Tyson would roast and eat both of the pandas.

Michael Jordan would roll them up and dribble them both and slam dunk them.

Mike Douglas would serenade them both.

Michael Douglas would extract youth hormone from both and inject himself.

Michael J. Fox would hug them to steady himself.

Michael Moore would film them with a Flint,Michigan background.

Michael Jackson would screw them both.

You gotta be more specific........

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