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<blockquote data-quote="Fourputt" data-source="post: 1082038" data-attributes="member: 43881"><p>This is an incredibly interesting concept to me. For the sake of amusement, I'll pose a question. Lets assume all drivers could all be lumped into a collective group and ranked on something like the evolutionary scale (the diagram that shows several variations of primates through the evolutionary periods, with a human being the end product). We can assume that UPS drivers are at the far right of the scale, being fully evolved and walking upright. Fedex express can be the same, or maybe one less depending on your opinion, but still superior none-the-less. We can also safely assume that Ground drivers are at the very far left, being the creature with a unibrow that drags its knuckles across the ground and hits things with clubs. Is there another group of drivers out there who rank <em>below</em> ground? That would be a sad group indeed. What about those guys who drive the frito trucks? What about the Sparkletts guy? Guys who deliver outhouses to construction sites? How do they measure up? Is Ground below them? Please insult me if the need arises. I do not strike back and I don't mind. Thanks for the insight.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Fourputt, post: 1082038, member: 43881"] This is an incredibly interesting concept to me. For the sake of amusement, I'll pose a question. Lets assume all drivers could all be lumped into a collective group and ranked on something like the evolutionary scale (the diagram that shows several variations of primates through the evolutionary periods, with a human being the end product). We can assume that UPS drivers are at the far right of the scale, being fully evolved and walking upright. Fedex express can be the same, or maybe one less depending on your opinion, but still superior none-the-less. We can also safely assume that Ground drivers are at the very far left, being the creature with a unibrow that drags its knuckles across the ground and hits things with clubs. Is there another group of drivers out there who rank [I]below[/I] ground? That would be a sad group indeed. What about those guys who drive the frito trucks? What about the Sparkletts guy? Guys who deliver outhouses to construction sites? How do they measure up? Is Ground below them? Please insult me if the need arises. I do not strike back and I don't mind. Thanks for the insight. [/QUOTE]
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