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<blockquote data-quote="Fourputt" data-source="post: 1083441" data-attributes="member: 43881"><p>You know, I thought your name looked familiar. I'm glad I bumped into you. I had a misload today destined for Texas, addressed to one Van Texan. It originated from Hacks Cross Rd. in Memphis. It had an inscription on the envelope and said something to the effect of:</p><p></p><p>"Dear Van, I can't stop thinking of you... ever since you came to that seminar up here. Here is that 1/79th scale diecast FedEx express jet you wanted. Also enclosed is that caricature we had made when we went to Dollywood together. I still can't believe you wouldn't take off your cowboy hat and chaps off, silly... Though the entire South should lay between us, I am forever yours."</p><p></p><p>Sincerely</p><p>" friend.S. "</p><p></p><p> Jeez I sure hope you got that parcel. It looked urgent. It smelled like it had a splash of Aqua Velva. Don't worry. I gave the package to Prometheus, our most professional Ground driver at the station. He gets distracted by birds easily, but he is quite good.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Fourputt, post: 1083441, member: 43881"] You know, I thought your name looked familiar. I'm glad I bumped into you. I had a misload today destined for Texas, addressed to one Van Texan. It originated from Hacks Cross Rd. in Memphis. It had an inscription on the envelope and said something to the effect of: "Dear Van, I can't stop thinking of you... ever since you came to that seminar up here. Here is that 1/79th scale diecast FedEx express jet you wanted. Also enclosed is that caricature we had made when we went to Dollywood together. I still can't believe you wouldn't take off your cowboy hat and chaps off, silly... Though the entire South should lay between us, I am forever yours." Sincerely " friend.S. " Jeez I sure hope you got that parcel. It looked urgent. It smelled like it had a splash of Aqua Velva. Don't worry. I gave the package to Prometheus, our most professional Ground driver at the station. He gets distracted by birds easily, but he is quite good. [/QUOTE]
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