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<blockquote data-quote="trickpony1" data-source="post: 421482" data-attributes="member: 1957"><p>Yep, looks like a heavily armed and combat ready elk to me.</p><p>BUT WAIT......special ops forward scouts report this elk may offer heavy resistance, may deploy IED's, may have access to hidden stores of munitions and my blend in with the population.</p><p>BUT WAIT.....central command has authorized the use of wire guided missles and, better yet, laser guided bombs.</p><p></p><p>If you all really wanted to even the odds and have some adventure we would legalize the ancient Roman practice of gladiators, condemned men fighting to the death and hungry lions and human combatants in the coliseum together....to the death.</p><p>Let's up the ante even more and have a nationwide lottery drawing for combatants grouped by age, sex and any other arbitirary classification.</p><p>BUT WAIT......this would be considered cruel and inhuman. But taking a gut shot or a hind quarters shot on an elk and then thrilling in the zen of chasing it through the thicket until another shot is made or the animal bleeds to death apparently isn't.</p><p>The only challenge I see in elk, or any other hunting, is seeing who can smear enough female thermones on themselves, make provocative sexual noises attempting to draw the prey and not sipping on the whiskey bottle too much.</p><p>Perhaps some of you have made an art of squealing like a pig (a reference to a movie)</p><p>Did anyone here get the point I just made? Probably not.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="trickpony1, post: 421482, member: 1957"] Yep, looks like a heavily armed and combat ready elk to me. BUT WAIT......special ops forward scouts report this elk may offer heavy resistance, may deploy IED's, may have access to hidden stores of munitions and my blend in with the population. BUT WAIT.....central command has authorized the use of wire guided missles and, better yet, laser guided bombs. If you all really wanted to even the odds and have some adventure we would legalize the ancient Roman practice of gladiators, condemned men fighting to the death and hungry lions and human combatants in the coliseum together....to the death. Let's up the ante even more and have a nationwide lottery drawing for combatants grouped by age, sex and any other arbitirary classification. BUT WAIT......this would be considered cruel and inhuman. But taking a gut shot or a hind quarters shot on an elk and then thrilling in the zen of chasing it through the thicket until another shot is made or the animal bleeds to death apparently isn't. The only challenge I see in elk, or any other hunting, is seeing who can smear enough female thermones on themselves, make provocative sexual noises attempting to draw the prey and not sipping on the whiskey bottle too much. Perhaps some of you have made an art of squealing like a pig (a reference to a movie) Did anyone here get the point I just made? Probably not. [/QUOTE]
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