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<blockquote data-quote="soberups" data-source="post: 409101" data-attributes="member: 14668"><p> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">..............You might be a MANAGEMENT person if..............</li> </ul> <ol> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You spend $25,000 on a minivan for your wife, but save $395 by deleting the power steering.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You draw a trace for your wife to follow in the grocery store.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Any aspect of your sex life involves a clipboard, a stopwatch, and a written evaluation of your spouse's "methods."</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You teach your children the Ten Point Commentary with the aid of sock puppets and music.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Your teenagers seek representation from a shop steward whenever you raise your voice or question them about their schoolwork.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You order brown underwear with a UPS logo from the Cintas catalogue....for your wife.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You consistently use at least 3 different acronyms in every sentence, and your children know what all of them mean.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You establish a time allowance for your wife's labor pains and contractions.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">If your wife forgets something at the store and has to go back, you criticize her for making a "duplicate stop."</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You and your family gather in December to hang decorations on your Peak Season Tree.</li> </ol></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="soberups, post: 409101, member: 14668"] [LIST] [*]..............You might be a MANAGEMENT person if.............. [/LIST][LIST=1] [*]You spend $25,000 on a minivan for your wife, but save $395 by deleting the power steering. [*]You draw a trace for your wife to follow in the grocery store. [*]Any aspect of your sex life involves a clipboard, a stopwatch, and a written evaluation of your spouse's "methods." [*]You teach your children the Ten Point Commentary with the aid of sock puppets and music. [*]Your teenagers seek representation from a shop steward whenever you raise your voice or question them about their schoolwork. [*]You order brown underwear with a UPS logo from the Cintas catalogue....for your wife. [*]You consistently use at least 3 different acronyms in every sentence, and your children know what all of them mean. [*]You establish a time allowance for your wife's labor pains and contractions. [*]If your wife forgets something at the store and has to go back, you criticize her for making a "duplicate stop." [*]You and your family gather in December to hang decorations on your Peak Season Tree. [/LIST] [/QUOTE]
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