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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2773757" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>This woman goes in for a facelift and the doctor says: "We've got this new method: I put a knob in the back of your head, and every time you feel like you need a lift, just turn it."</p><p></p><p>She gets the knob implanted and is beautiful for five years.</p><p></p><p>But one day she notices a problem and returns to the doctor.</p><p></p><p>"I've got these huge bags under my eyes," she complains.</p><p></p><p>The surgeon replies: "Those aren't bags; those are your breasts."</p><p></p><p>"Ah," she sighs. "That explains the goatee."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2773757, member: 1246"] This woman goes in for a facelift and the doctor says: "We've got this new method: I put a knob in the back of your head, and every time you feel like you need a lift, just turn it." She gets the knob implanted and is beautiful for five years. But one day she notices a problem and returns to the doctor. "I've got these huge bags under my eyes," she complains. The surgeon replies: "Those aren't bags; those are your breasts." "Ah," she sighs. "That explains the goatee." [/QUOTE]
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