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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2778733" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?'</p><p> </p><p>The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.</p><p> </p><p>Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a Million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.' </p><p> </p><p>So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'</p><p> </p><p>The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'</p><p> </p><p>The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'</p><p> </p><p>The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'</p><p> </p><p>The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'</p><p> </p><p>'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million Bucks would buy?'</p><p> </p><p>The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.</p><p> </p><p>His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'</p><p> </p><p>The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially' , you and I are sitting on Three million dollars .</p><p> </p><p>But 'realistically' , we're just living with two hookers and a queer.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2778733, member: 1246"] A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?' The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a Million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.' So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!' The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?' The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million Bucks would buy?' The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially' , you and I are sitting on Three million dollars . But 'realistically' , we're just living with two hookers and a queer. [/QUOTE]
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