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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2838733" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A couple pulled into the driveway after their first date. The guy leans over and gives the girl a long, slow kiss. While he's kissing her, he quietly unzips his pants, takes her hand, and puts it on his penis.</p><p></p><p>When she realizes what it is, she screams, jumps out of the car, and yells back at him as she starts closing the car door, "I've got just two words for you, Drop Dead!!"</p><p></p><p>"And I've got two words for you too," the guy shrieks, "LET GO!!!!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2838733, member: 1246"] A couple pulled into the driveway after their first date. The guy leans over and gives the girl a long, slow kiss. While he's kissing her, he quietly unzips his pants, takes her hand, and puts it on his penis. When she realizes what it is, she screams, jumps out of the car, and yells back at him as she starts closing the car door, "I've got just two words for you, Drop Dead!!" "And I've got two words for you too," the guy shrieks, "LET GO!!!!" [/QUOTE]
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