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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2863346" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Two very elderly men were having a conversation about sex.</p><p></p><p>Elmer says, "Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30 year old!"</p><p></p><p>Leon replies, "You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once! What's your secret?"</p><p></p><p>To which Elmer said, "Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I'm not kidding!"</p><p></p><p>So the second old man rushed to the store.</p><p></p><p>The clerk asks the old man, "May I help you?'</p><p></p><p>"Yes, I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please," said Leon.</p><p></p><p>"That's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!" the clerk remarked.</p><p></p><p>Leon replies, "Damn! Does everyone know about this except me?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2863346, member: 1246"] Two very elderly men were having a conversation about sex. Elmer says, "Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30 year old!" Leon replies, "You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once! What's your secret?" To which Elmer said, "Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I'm not kidding!" So the second old man rushed to the store. The clerk asks the old man, "May I help you?' "Yes, I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please," said Leon. "That's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!" the clerk remarked. Leon replies, "Damn! Does everyone know about this except me?" [/QUOTE]
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