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<blockquote data-quote="Fred&#039;s Myth" data-source="post: 3289383" data-attributes="member: 55587"><p>Jesus suddenly appeared in the boat of a Jewish fisherman in the middle of the Sea of Galilee. Startled, the fisherman demanded, "Who are you?"</p><p>Jesus replied, "I am the Resurrection, and your Salvation!"</p><p>Eying Jesus up and down, the fisherman finally exclaims, "Nah, you're not Jesus."</p><p>"What must I do to convince you?"</p><p>"Well, Jesus would be able to walk to the shore and back."</p><p>Smiling confidently, Jesus proceeded to step off the side of the boat, and began walking to shore, when He immediately sank to the bottom.</p><p>Laughing as he pulled a sputtering Jesus back into the boat, he said "See, I knew it. You aren't Jesus."</p><p>Embarrassed, Jesus wryly admitted "I forgot...I have holes in my feet now."</p><p></p><p>Best, worst, most distasteful but funniest one I've heard in awhile.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Fred's Myth, post: 3289383, member: 55587"] Jesus suddenly appeared in the boat of a Jewish fisherman in the middle of the Sea of Galilee. Startled, the fisherman demanded, "Who are you?" Jesus replied, "I am the Resurrection, and your Salvation!" Eying Jesus up and down, the fisherman finally exclaims, "Nah, you're not Jesus." "What must I do to convince you?" "Well, Jesus would be able to walk to the shore and back." Smiling confidently, Jesus proceeded to step off the side of the boat, and began walking to shore, when He immediately sank to the bottom. Laughing as he pulled a sputtering Jesus back into the boat, he said "See, I knew it. You aren't Jesus." Embarrassed, Jesus wryly admitted "I forgot...I have holes in my feet now." Best, worst, most distasteful but funniest one I've heard in awhile. [/QUOTE]
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