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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3370527" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>I was sitting at a bar and asked the bartender where I could find a prostitute.</p><p>He told me to go to the back door, down the dark alley and give the woman there 20 bucks.</p><p>So I go outside and hand a 20 to the woman there and started getting busy. After a few minutes, a cop walks past and shines a flashlight on us and says 'What the hell are you doing?'</p><p>I said 'Having sex with my wife.' He said 'I'm sorry, I didn't realize that was your wife.'</p><p>and I said, 'Neither did I till you shined a light on her.'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3370527, member: 1246"] I was sitting at a bar and asked the bartender where I could find a prostitute. He told me to go to the back door, down the dark alley and give the woman there 20 bucks. So I go outside and hand a 20 to the woman there and started getting busy. After a few minutes, a cop walks past and shines a flashlight on us and says 'What the hell are you doing?' I said 'Having sex with my wife.' He said 'I'm sorry, I didn't realize that was your wife.' and I said, 'Neither did I till you shined a light on her.' [/QUOTE]
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