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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3393077" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A sadist, a masochist, a zoophile, a necrophile, a pyro, and a murderer are bored.</p><p>Suddenly, the zoophile says, "let's have sex with a cat."</p><p>The sadist says, "let's have sex with a cat and then torture it."</p><p>The murderer says, "let's have sex with the cat, torture it, then kill it."</p><p>The necrophile says, "let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, then have sex with it again."</p><p>The pyro is really excited and says, "let's do all that and then burn the <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /> out of it when we finish."</p><p>They turn to the masochist who has been quiet this whole time . Finally, he says, "meow."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3393077, member: 1246"] A sadist, a masochist, a zoophile, a necrophile, a pyro, and a murderer are bored. Suddenly, the zoophile says, "let's have sex with a cat." The sadist says, "let's have sex with a cat and then torture it." The murderer says, "let's have sex with the cat, torture it, then kill it." The necrophile says, "let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, then have sex with it again." The pyro is really excited and says, "let's do all that and then burn the :censored: out of it when we finish." They turn to the masochist who has been quiet this whole time . Finally, he says, "meow." [/QUOTE]
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