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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3477014" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.</p><p></p><p>Molly put up her hand and said "my family went to my granddad's farm and</p><p></p><p>we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating".</p><p></p><p>The teacher said "that was good, but I wanted you to use the word</p><p></p><p>"fascinate", not "fascinating"</p><p></p><p>Sally raised her hand. She said "My family went to see Rock City and I was</p><p></p><p>fascinated.</p><p></p><p>The teacher said "Well that was good Sally but I wanted you to use the word</p><p></p><p>"fascinate", not fascinated"</p><p></p><p></p><p>Little Freddie raised his hand but the teacher hesitated because she had been</p><p></p><p>burned by little Freddie before.</p><p></p><p>She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so</p><p></p><p>she called on him.</p><p></p><p>Freddie said "My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are</p><p></p><p>so big she can only fasten eight".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3477014, member: 1246"] The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said "my family went to my granddad's farm and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating". The teacher said "that was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate", not "fascinating" Sally raised her hand. She said "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated. The teacher said "Well that was good Sally but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate", not fascinated" Little Freddie raised his hand but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by little Freddie before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Freddie said "My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight". [/QUOTE]
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