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<blockquote data-quote="Waldo" data-source="post: 3768564" data-attributes="member: 73529"><p>I had a dream about you last night. I dreamt that I had died and gone to hell. I begged Satan “please let me go back, I don’t want to be here, I’ll do anything!” Satan says “I’ll tell you what. I’ll let you go back, but you’ve got to do something for me first”. I’m like whatever you want. He says “ I want you to go back, find the fattest, ugliest girl you can find, bring here down here and screw her in front of me”. So I go find the nastiest chick I could find and start banging away. In the middle of banging her I look across the room and see you there. However your banging the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. I stop and am like “wait a minute Satan. Why am I screwing this ugly cow while he is getting the ride of his life over there?” Satan says “she wants to get out of here too!”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Waldo, post: 3768564, member: 73529"] I had a dream about you last night. I dreamt that I had died and gone to hell. I begged Satan “please let me go back, I don’t want to be here, I’ll do anything!” Satan says “I’ll tell you what. I’ll let you go back, but you’ve got to do something for me first”. I’m like whatever you want. He says “ I want you to go back, find the fattest, ugliest girl you can find, bring here down here and screw her in front of me”. So I go find the nastiest chick I could find and start banging away. In the middle of banging her I look across the room and see you there. However your banging the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. I stop and am like “wait a minute Satan. Why am I screwing this ugly cow while he is getting the ride of his life over there?” Satan says “she wants to get out of here too!” [/QUOTE]
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