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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3853433" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Stuttering Cat - as explained by a grade 4 student.</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she said.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>"That must've been scary," said the teacher.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, Ffffff!, but before she could say "<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" />!," the Rottweiler ate her!</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>The teacher had to leave the room!</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3853433, member: 1246"] [B]Stuttering Cat - as explained by a grade 4 student.[/B] [B]A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she said.[/B] [B]A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."[/B] [B]The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.[/B] [B]"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"[/B] [B]"That must've been scary," said the teacher.[/B] [B]"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, Ffffff!, but before she could say ":censored:!," the Rottweiler ate her![/B] [B]The teacher had to leave the room![/B] [/QUOTE]
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