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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3952219" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Things Not to Say on Your Valentine's Date</strong></p><p></p><p>I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. </p><p></p><p>People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell. </p><p></p><p>I used to come here all the time with my ex. </p><p></p><p>I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it. </p><p></p><p>Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour. </p><p></p><p>I like clay. It's mushy. </p><p></p><p>I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look. </p><p></p><p>And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest. </p><p></p><p>I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask. </p><p></p><p>It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am. </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________________</p><p></p><p>What did one oar say to the other? </p><p>"Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3952219, member: 1246"] [B]Things Not to Say on Your Valentine's Date[/B] I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell. I used to come here all the time with my ex. I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it. Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour. I like clay. It's mushy. I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look. And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest. I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask. It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am. ____________________ What did one oar say to the other? "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?" [/QUOTE]
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