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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3998198" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>The Israeli Archaeologist......</strong></span></p><p>An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy, a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the least. After examining it, he called Abe, the curator of the Israel museum in Jerusalem. </p><p>"I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed. Abe replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out."</p><p>A week later, the amazed Abe called the archaeologist. "You were right about both the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"</p><p>"Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3998198, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]The Israeli Archaeologist......[/B][/SIZE] An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy, a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the least. After examining it, he called Abe, the curator of the Israel museum in Jerusalem. "I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed. Abe replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out." A week later, the amazed Abe called the archaeologist. "You were right about both the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?" "Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'." [/QUOTE]
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