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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 4144978" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Cat Jokes 03</strong></span></p><p></p><p>Q: What looks like half a cat?</p><p>A: The other half!</p><p></p><p>Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?</p><p>A: 'Claws.'</p><p> </p><p>Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger?</p><p>A: A stri-ped!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?</p><p>A: A stripey sweater!</p><p></p><p>Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?</p><p>A: 'Pleased to eat you.'!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?</p><p>A: Frostbite!</p><p></p><p>Q: What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?</p><p>A: 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'</p><p> </p><p>Q: What is lion's favorite food?</p><p>A: Baked beings!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 4144978, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]Cat Jokes 03[/B][/SIZE] Q: What looks like half a cat? A: The other half! Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? A: 'Claws.' Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger? A: A stri-ped! Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A: A stripey sweater! Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? A: 'Pleased to eat you.'! Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman? A: Frostbite! Q: What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? A: 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.' Q: What is lion's favorite food? A: Baked beings! [/QUOTE]
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