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<blockquote data-quote="Signature Only" data-source="post: 671663" data-attributes="member: 21043"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Knock, Knock, Knock</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">"UPS"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">"Who is it?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">"UPS, I have a package for Ms. Wills".</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">"Who?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">"UPS, package from QVC for Ms. Wills:.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">"ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH".</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Knock, Knock</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">"Ms. Wills, it's UPS, I have your package from QVC"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">"Who is it"?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">"It's UPS, Ms. Wills, there's a package for you".</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">"Who"?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">"UPS, your QVC package is here".</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">"ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">"Ms. Wills are you OK?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">"Who is it?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">"It's UPS, your QVC package is here."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">"Who?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">"UPS"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">"ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Then, from top to bottom, locks began opening. I had never seen this lady before and was interested in what was on the other side of the door. But as the last lock was turned and door slowly creaked open, I lost my nerve.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">"It's OK, I'll just put in your name and leave it by the door, Goodbye."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">I did a fast sprint to the car and never looked back.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Signature Only, post: 671663, member: 21043"] [COLOR=Blue][SIZE=3][FONT=Trebuchet MS]Knock, Knock, Knock "UPS" "Who is it?" "UPS, I have a package for Ms. Wills". "Who? "UPS, package from QVC for Ms. Wills:. "ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH". Knock, Knock "Ms. Wills, it's UPS, I have your package from QVC" "Who is it"? "It's UPS, Ms. Wills, there's a package for you". "Who"? "UPS, your QVC package is here". "ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH." "Ms. Wills are you OK?" "Who is it?" "It's UPS, your QVC package is here." "Who?" "UPS" "ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH." Then, from top to bottom, locks began opening. I had never seen this lady before and was interested in what was on the other side of the door. But as the last lock was turned and door slowly creaked open, I lost my nerve. "It's OK, I'll just put in your name and leave it by the door, Goodbye." I did a fast sprint to the car and never looked back. [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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