MrFedEx
Engorged Member
Dear Team Members,
It's been quite awhile, so I thought I'd catch-up with you. Let's rap, OK? First, since we gave you a huge raise, we need you to work harder and faster, not smarter. Just do what we say, and don't worry about safety or injuries or any of that stuff. Uncle Mattie needs you to crank out some more cash so I can keep living high.
Look, I've got 3 big homes now, 1 in Chicago, 1 in Aspen, and 1 in The Hamptons, and I'm jetting as fast as I can in my Gulfstream to try and relax in between motivating you and threatening MDs with their jobs if they don't get their numbers up.
Right now, I'm in the Virgin Islands at a umm... conference, and next week I'll be at a special meeting in err...Switzerland. Yeah, that's right...the TNT deal.
Anyway, time for my massage, and then tennis at 7pm with the Bronczeks, and then lobster and caviar for dinner. Come on, Dano, I feel some tension in my buttocks.
Love,
MT3
It's been quite awhile, so I thought I'd catch-up with you. Let's rap, OK? First, since we gave you a huge raise, we need you to work harder and faster, not smarter. Just do what we say, and don't worry about safety or injuries or any of that stuff. Uncle Mattie needs you to crank out some more cash so I can keep living high.
Look, I've got 3 big homes now, 1 in Chicago, 1 in Aspen, and 1 in The Hamptons, and I'm jetting as fast as I can in my Gulfstream to try and relax in between motivating you and threatening MDs with their jobs if they don't get their numbers up.
Right now, I'm in the Virgin Islands at a umm... conference, and next week I'll be at a special meeting in err...Switzerland. Yeah, that's right...the TNT deal.
Anyway, time for my massage, and then tennis at 7pm with the Bronczeks, and then lobster and caviar for dinner. Come on, Dano, I feel some tension in my buttocks.
Love,
MT3