Another Case Of Bird Flew? Poultry Assault In The News

[Wally]

Man Nabbed For Fried Chicken Battery On Sister

APRIL 30--A 20-year-old man is behind bars, charged with launching a fried chicken fusillade at his sister during a domestic clash in the Florida residence they share, police allege. According to inv

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[Wally]

Anyone ever have Church's fried chicken?

 

[Babagounj]

Did the bird flu make him do it ?

 

[Wally]

Did the bird flu make him do it ?

The sister needed a wing man?

 

[vantexan]

Anyone ever have Church's fried chicken?

Sure have. Good stuff.

 

[Lineandinitial]

Man Nabbed For Fried Chicken Battery On Sister

APRIL 30--A 20-year-old man is behind bars, charged with launching a fried chicken fusillade at his sister during a domestic clash in the Florida residence they share, police allege. According to inv

www.thesmokinggun.com

Don’t be trowin’ dem chickuns!

 

[Wally]

Someone at that table was very confused? They were eating chicken, but someone kept yelling "Duck"..."Duck"!

 

[Operational needs]

Anyone ever have Church's fried chicken?

Yea. It’s very greasy.

 

[oldngray]

Anyone ever have Church's fried chicken?

You probably need to drive into the ghetto to find one

 

[rod]

You probably need to drive into the ghetto to find one

I thought it was Popeyes that hung out in the ghettos.

 

[oldngray]

I thought it was Popeyes that hung out in the ghettos.

Church's is worse

 

[vantexan]

Church's is worse

Don't know where you get that. All over the place in Texas, Oklahoma, and Kansas.

 

[Wally]

You just can't go around throwing chicken dinners. You can end up in a slaw of trouble!

 

[Wally]

The chicken matches the suspect's hair. Wonder if Sis made some wise cracks?

Who knew chicken to be a popular form of weaponry?

TAGS: chicken | The Smoking Gun

Public Documents, Mug Shots

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[DriverNerd]

Charge the guy for battery for throwing a chicken?! The dude is 230 lbs, if he really wanted to hurt her I think he could have.

 

[Wally]

Charge the guy for battery for throwing a chicken?! The dude is 230 lbs, if he really wanted to hurt her I think he could have.

That 230-pound dude was arrested earlier this year for allegedly biting and strangling his sister, and slamming a door on her arm and striking her with a piece of “wooden decor.”

Wonder what the decor piece was?

This time he was hangry and they offered him some little piece of chicken when you know full well he was eyeballing those bigger pieces. That could set anybody off, no?

Dude isn't at all "chicken" to physically lash out.

 

[Thebrownblob]

Anyone ever have Church's fried chicken?

They’re always in the best part of town

 

[Wally]

Wonder if they had a dog? If so it got a nice meal!

 

[Babagounj]

Oh no !!!!

CDC admits H5N1 bird flu has 'pandemic potential'

Researchers at the USDA revealed the development last week after swabbing 26 infected dairy herds across eight states. They said it raised the risk of the disease spreading to humans.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Will they require that all birds wear a mask ?