Are the stories actually true about UPS drivers having sex on the job?

[WhatCanBrownDoForMe]

Have you considered "package" puns?

If your sister is cute, he may have just let it slide. Then again...asking a cute girl for her ID seems like a good way to extend the interaction!

If he let it slide because she's cute, then the driver's probably more interested in the sister than him.

 

[dumbmuthertrucker]

Next time you're expecting a delivery, just make him some fudge. When he shows up, ask him if he'd be kind enough to come inside and help you pack it.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Next time you're expecting a delivery, just make him some fudge. When he shows up, ask him if he'd be kind enough to come inside and help you pack it.

Vanilla or chocolate ?

 

[brownmonster]

The driver can chose to be gay if he wants. Not like he was born that way. At least that's what the conservative right thinks.

 

[Overpaid Union Thug]

I've noticed the word homophobia has been tossed around a few times in this thread. Why exactly would someone be scared of gay people? Is there a phobia for straight people too? And it seems that the only fear in this situation is coming from the OP. The fear of rejection.

 

[Indecisi0n]

The driver can chose to be gay if he wants. Not like he was born that way. At least that's what the conservative right thinks.

If your only gay on the weekend are you full gay or just having fun?

 

[Operational needs]

If your only gay on the weekend are you full gay or just having fun?

Is that kind of like "gay for the stay" that inmates go by?

 

[Box Ox]

If your only gay on the weekend are you full gay or just having fun?

I'd consider it "box-curious" if you're only gay while on a weekday or Saturday air route.

 

[UPS4Life]

So about that picture of your sister......

 

[Bagels]

I smell another troll -- the OP uses too much employee lingo...

 

[Laughingitup]

I am very attracted to the regular UPS driver of my area. In fact, I find myself thinking about him very often. I don't know for sure whether he is gay, but I don't think he is married since I don't see a wedding ring and I once saw him alone at the grocery store on the weekend.

My questions to current and former UPS drivers: Do you think I should attempt to get something started with my driver? I should note that I live down a long driveway where neighbors wouldn't be able to see anything. Also, if I (someone able-bodied who can drive in order to send off a package) scheduled an on-call pickup at my home and brought the package out while not wearing a shirt, do you think it would be obvious what was going on?

Also, what is the policy with checking ID for 'adult signature required' deliveries when it is wine? I ask because the same driver got my sister (whom everyone says looks young for her age) to sign for it without checking ID, but then the following time the wine got delivered, I signed for it and the driver requested my ID, but yet I rarely ever get carded in liquor stores.

Any info would be appreciated.

I am not a UPSet but I did manage to snag my driver so here is my advice. Start by just talking to him. Say "so I don't have to call you the UPS guy, tell me your name". He will tell you. Next time say. Something easy and innocent like "how is your day going so far Joe?" He will eventually catch on to what you are doing and will let you know if he is interested. Mine isn't a gay relationship and only took about 2 weeks of small talk for us to realize we were interested in each other. Good luck

 

[cosmo1]

I am not a UPSet but I did manage to snag my driver so here is my advice. Start by just talking to him. Say "so I don't have to call you the UPS guy, tell me your name". He will tell you. Next time say. Something easy and innocent like "how is your day going so far Joe?" He will eventually catch on to what you are doing and will let you know if he is interested. Mine isn't a gay relationship and only took about 2 weeks of small talk for us to realize we were interested in each other. Good luck

Hey! You are urgently needed in NF2!

 

[Laughingitup]

Hey! You are urgently needed in NF2!

Who is urgently requesting my appearance? I do have standards!

 

[cosmo1]

Who is urgently requesting my appearance? I do have standards!

Incoming tag.

 

[Returntosender]

If your only gay on the weekend are you full gay or just having fun?

 

[sailfish]

If your only gay on the weekend are you full gay or just having fun?

My rule is it's not gay as long as you say "no homo" when you're done.

 

[Indecisi0n]

My rule is it's not gay as long as you say "no homo" when you're done.

...No homo....

 

[FilingBluesFL]

If you want to avoid an uncomfortable situation at your home, just go to the UPS hub around 7-8 pm and wait for your driver to get in.

Then follow him home, but don't follow too closely. You don't want him to know you're following him.

When you find out where he lives, park around the block and walk back to his house, and see if you can see in to any of the windows. Not because you're perverted, but because you are doing research to find out if he's got a live in girlfriend or boyfriend... that way you know which way he swings.

If you happen to catch him "servicing himself," feel free to run to the front door, and ring the door bell/knock. When he answers, tell him that you just happened to be in the neighborhood, and offer to help him finish...

Guaranteed to work.

 

[rod]

If you want to avoid an uncomfortable situation at your home, just go to the UPS hub around 7-8 pm and wait for your driver to get in.

Then follow him home, but don't follow too closely. You don't want him to know you're following him.

When you find out where he lives, park around the block and walk back to his house, and see if you can see in to any of the windows. Not because you're perverted, but because you are doing research to find out if he's got a live in girlfriend or boyfriend... that way you know which way he swings.

If you happen to catch him "servicing himself," feel free to run to the front door, and ring the door bell/knock. When he answers, tell him that you just happened to be in the neighborhood, and offer to help him finish...

Guaranteed to work.

You should write an advise column

 

[newfie]

I smell another troll -- the OP uses too much employee lingo...

he might have slept in a holiday inn express?