Are the stories actually true about UPS drivers having sex on the job?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Gay UPS Lover, Jun 8, 2015.

  1. Gay UPS Lover

    Gay UPS Lover New Member

    I am very attracted to the regular UPS driver of my area. In fact, I find myself thinking about him very often. I don't know for sure whether he is gay, but I don't think he is married since I don't see a wedding ring and I once saw him alone at the grocery store on the weekend.

    My questions to current and former UPS drivers: Do you think I should attempt to get something started with my driver? I should note that I live down a long driveway where neighbors wouldn't be able to see anything. Also, if I (someone able-bodied who can drive in order to send off a package) scheduled an on-call pickup at my home and brought the package out while not wearing a shirt, do you think it would be obvious what was going on?

    Also, what is the policy with checking ID for 'adult signature required' deliveries when it is wine? I ask because the same driver got my sister (whom everyone says looks young for her age) to sign for it without checking ID, but then the following time the wine got delivered, I signed for it and the driver requested my ID, but yet I rarely ever get carded in liquor stores.

    Any info would be appreciated.
     
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  2. rod

    rod retired and happy


    this should be good
     
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  3. rod

    rod retired and happy

    I remember a few years ago there was a guy poster who "liked" the UPS guys and had an avatar of a guy in his underwear. Anyone remember him?
     
  4. burrheadd

    burrheadd Superstar

    Sounds like a good way to get your Arse kicked it's a known fact UPS drivers are severely HomoPhobic
     
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    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    @IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U is this you?
     
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  6. Operational needs

    Operational needs Well-Known Member

    Lol. I was wondering the same thing.
     
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    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    I thought maybe this was Nothingness Fluff 3... Just checkin...
     
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  8. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Guest

    Too subtle the no shirt move. Go pants less , and try bending over like you dropped something
     
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    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    That's signature @IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U move
     
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  10. Shut your pie hole.
     
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  11. joeboodog

    joeboodog good people drink good beer

    I think we should let Inde handle this one.
     
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    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    Sit down and keep your mouth shut right? No accidents can happen that way.
     
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  13. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Guest

    Where is the righteous indignation here?
    Judas.
     
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    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    No cross threading,just cross dressing...
     
  16. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Guest

    Oh really?.
    It is on now
     
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    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

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  18. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    The bend and snap?? lol
     
  19. Johney

    Johney Raise your hand if you think Upstate is a D-Bag

    If his nickname is Indecision.....you're good to go!
     
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