Athletes

Discussion in 'Sports' started by moreluck, Nov 20, 2014.

  1. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Subject: Why Athletes Can't Have Real Jobs !
    1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model



    "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."



    2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:


    "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.."



    3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say:


    "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,"


    Matt Millen of the Raiders said:

    "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."



    4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:


    "He treat us like mens. He let us wear earrings.."



    5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann:


    "Nobody in football should be called a genius.

    A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."



    6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh:


    "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." (Now that is beautiful)



    7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach:


    "You guys line up alphabetically by height.."

    And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle."



    8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison:


    "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three

    years, not Princeton."



    9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker:


    "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."



    10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regimen of heavyweight

    Andrew Golota:


    "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning, regardless of what time it is."



    11. Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano

    why he appeared nervous at practice:


    "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

    (I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)



    12. Frank Layden , Utah Jazz president, on a former player:


    "I asked him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?'

    He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"



    13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D:


    "Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."



    14. In the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford:


    "I can go to my left or right, I am amphibious."



    15. Former Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes

    his wife on all the road trips,


    Phillips responded: "Because she's too ugly to kiss good-bye."
     
  2. FatherBrown

    FatherBrown Member

    Lmao. This just made my day.
     
  3. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    That is super funny lol. Kinda like comparing our lives to stars and musicians lol.