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^^Absolutely the most sensible post in this thread.
I would agree had he used the word Tallywhacker.
^^Absolutely the most sensible post in this thread.
Didn't go over too well for me. She called me an idiot, rolled over, & went back to sleep.
I would agree had he used the word Tallywhacker.
Soberups, this post is refreshing to read and you always impress me a little more.I used to deliver to a couple of nudists who lived in a secluded rural area on my route, a man and wife. During the summer they would frequently be outside sunbathing or gardening in the nude. It felt weird at first, but once I got over myself I realized it was no big deal and I just did my job and delivered there like it was any other stop. They were nice people who just enjoyed being nude. Seeing another mans junk wont turn me gay and seeing another womans boobies wont make me cheat on my wife. Our society has some really bizarre hangups about body image and nudity and sexuality, and a greater tolerance of nudism would ho a long way towards solving those issues. Nudism is not a choice I could ever be comfortable with, but I dont freak out or get offended when other people do.
No means no. I was surprised at her reaction too. I even used an English accent when I said tallywacker. Maybe I went overboard with the top hat & monocle.And you took that as a "No" ?
No means no. I was surprised at her reaction too. I even used an English accent when I said tallywacker. Maybe I went overboard with the top hat & monocle.
Thanks. Unfortunately all the diagrams in the world won't help me this week.Rolling over only means "rub my back and shoulders and kiss my neck".
I can draw you some diagrams if I need to.
Thanks. Unfortunately all the diagrams in the world won't help me this week.
Man, you do have it good at your house. There's nothing happening here for the next 5-7 days.Unless she's passed away, my sympathies if she did, there's a few that might work.
So this happened.
Today I had a signature required. A man answered the door, full frontal.
"I can sign."
"No you can't."
"Why?"
"I can see your dick and balls, that's why. We'll be back tomorrow."
"Ok."
Sheeted NR2.
Hopefully tomorrow he'll have his pants on.
Man, you do have it good at your house. There's nothing happening here for the next 5-7 days.
I'm in the same boat. All the kids are gone for the weekend. The humanity!Man, you do have it good at your house. There's nothing happening here for the next 5-7 days.
Worst part is, everyone thinks the opposite.I'm in the same boat. All the kids are gone for the weekend. The humanity!
Soberups, this post is refreshing to read and you always impress me a little more.
As much as I joke around, I'm rather modest and always keep my t-zone covered up - lol. I have no issues with those people that like to let it hang out and be free with their bodies. If anything I wish I could be a little more like that. I just don't understand answering the door naked or even undergarments. It might be my home, but it's unfair and offensive to the person on the other side.
But like my male friends tell me, it's only an issue or offensive if it's an unattractive or overweight person
Have you seen my baseball?
I have always found that the less you show the more is left to the imagination.
T-zone?
I have always found that the less you show the more is left to the imagination.
Yes, but it's always fun to see if you guessed right eventually.