Captain Qwark
"I don't deserve these bulbous buttocks."
Hey Santa, can you help me out here?
I'm wishing for a package car that:
-Has a mini back-up camera wiper for the rainy/muddy gravel road days
-Has audio GPS
-Has brighter headlights
-A/C (Who cares about practicality? It's my dream car)
-Back door open warning indicator
-Auto back door open/close that can be activated from the cab or a fob.
-Side windows that are resistant to glare and water spots
-Exterior lights on the top, back and sides of the vehicle when approaching a house in the country. Or, for that matter, any dark driveway where seeing is difficult.
-A charger for the DIAD and a cell phone. (Yeah, I know the DIAD charger is in the works but what's taking so long?!)
-An aluminum bar I can secure to shelf 6 across to shelf 8 so I can stand up irregs/over 70's so they're out of my way and not have them come crashing down as I'm driving.
-Better ergonomics for the door handles, 4-way flashers and shifter
-A FWD option. Yeah, my route needs it.
-Air ride seats. I hate potholes.
-A retractable passenger and back door step
-A marquee or some kind of scrolling system where I can type things like "Hey bud, nice turn signal." Or, "Thanks for cutting me off, 'preciate it." Or, "You do realize you're driving 20mph UNDER the posted speed?!" Oh, the possibilities.
Just a few things I've been wishing for. I can dream, can't I?
I'm wishing for a package car that:
-Has a mini back-up camera wiper for the rainy/muddy gravel road days
-Has audio GPS
-Has brighter headlights
-A/C (Who cares about practicality? It's my dream car)
-Back door open warning indicator
-Auto back door open/close that can be activated from the cab or a fob.
-Side windows that are resistant to glare and water spots
-Exterior lights on the top, back and sides of the vehicle when approaching a house in the country. Or, for that matter, any dark driveway where seeing is difficult.
-A charger for the DIAD and a cell phone. (Yeah, I know the DIAD charger is in the works but what's taking so long?!)
-An aluminum bar I can secure to shelf 6 across to shelf 8 so I can stand up irregs/over 70's so they're out of my way and not have them come crashing down as I'm driving.
-Better ergonomics for the door handles, 4-way flashers and shifter
-A FWD option. Yeah, my route needs it.
-Air ride seats. I hate potholes.
-A retractable passenger and back door step
-A marquee or some kind of scrolling system where I can type things like "Hey bud, nice turn signal." Or, "Thanks for cutting me off, 'preciate it." Or, "You do realize you're driving 20mph UNDER the posted speed?!" Oh, the possibilities.
Just a few things I've been wishing for. I can dream, can't I?