Domestic Partnership benefits

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by upsmike69, Oct 25, 2011.

  1. UpsguyDGAF

    UpsguyDGAF Member

    Would a fiancee be eligable for our health benefits if she is on the Lease agreement with me? (straight relationship).
     
  2. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    Why isn't she good enough to marry?
     
  3. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    "If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it"



    No, she is not eligible until you guys get married.
     
  4. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    haha. Good call.
     
  5. Covemastah

    Covemastah Suspension Ovah !!! Tom is free FU Goodell !!

    I can't believe this Op had to ask this !!
     
  6. UpsguyDGAF

    UpsguyDGAF Member

    Drunk and curious, Believe Larry Bird, believe
     
  7. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Are any?
     
  8. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    Why, ME! Of course!! How about Dilli, AJ, fethers, more, shall I go on? Tooner?
     
  9. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    But if he's already getting all the benefits without getting married, why bother???
     
  10. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    You b&st&rds are all the same!!! Always wanting free milk!! :winks:
     
  11. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Nothin wrong wit dat!!!
     
  12. frank75

    frank75 New Member

    Doesn't "fiancee" imply a future marriage? How about "wife in waiting".
     
  13. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    Do they have a ring AND a date? Then, it implies wife in waiting. Only then.
     
  14. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Yup, you can keep that fiancee garbage going for years if you don't have a date!
     
  15. brown_trousers

    brown_trousers Active Member

    yep, its a better situation when she's still trying to lock you down into marriage. The cooking is better, bedroom business is better, and a lot less nagging.

    That all goes away once you say "i do"
     
  16. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    Why do you guys marry women who aren't really into the whole package? I can't imagine life without sex. Whether or not, I am living the life I imagine, I can't imagine the loss of intimacy.
     
  17. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Free?! Ha, thats funny. It quits being free long before the ring is bought. It`d be cheaper to hire a hooker.
    20 years and counting. If I got any "free`er" I have to get Martin Luther King to help me out.
     
  18. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    You know, I have seven weeks of vacation next year.
     
  19. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    Come to think of it, those Laboutine thigh high's are expensive. :wink2:
     
  20. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis