Um, you do realize that non-rednecks, who happen to be over the age of 11, might not be all that impressed with your NASCAR/Disney lifestyle. Personally, I couldn’t think of a more horrid way to spend a weekend.
Poor Van made choices based on the fact that he doesn’t have the wherewithal to compete within the context of a capitalist society, which limits his economic prospects.
You profess to have some money (relatively speaking), and yet you still choose to engage in “mongoloid culture.” - pretty sad.