Funniest names you've seen on pkgs

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by upsgrunt, Oct 19, 2007.

  1. upsgrunt

    upsgrunt Well-Known Member

    I'm looking to hear some of the funniest(actual and factual) names you've seen on address labels. I have an Edgardo Penas on my route. The guy next to me delivers to a dude with the last name Turnipseed, but the best one I've ever heard was today when a campus driver said he delivered to a Peter Gripper. That's grounds for justifiable homicide for catching a name like that; especially from your parents.:crying:
  2. mikeb

    mikeb tnbrown

    There was a guy on my old route named Donald Dick. We used to all get a kick out of that one.
  3. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Eva Mendez Has A Nice (_!_)

    Mostly Korean names here.

    Mi Suk -random Korean or English last name here-

    Suk Mi -random Korean or English last name here-

    The funniest was Mi Suk Dong.
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  4. Ms Spoken

    Ms Spoken New Member

    I guess mine would be Tate Wright.
  5. Steward773

    Steward773 Member

    I had a Debra Dallas on my old route. Really nice lady!:tongue_sm
  6. Fnix

    Fnix Active Member

    Mike Eskew
  7. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    I have George Bush, Bill Clinton, and John Holmes living in the same subdivision. And Harry Dick lives in the same town. I also have a Gay doctor on my area named Dr. Morehead.
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  8. disneyworld

    disneyworld Active Member

    It's hard to keep a straight face when a woman signs with the last name Greathead.
  9. Dirty Savage

    Dirty Savage Paranoid Android

    I've got a Sandercock - ouch!

    Cockburn - ouch!

    Seen one for a Huge L. Steel - pornstar name if I ever heard one.

    Nice lady with the last name Beaglehole - cracks me up every time.
  10. ikoi62

    ikoi62 Member

    i know what you mean.
    ladys name was Goodhead :w00t:
  11. Leftinbuilding

    Leftinbuilding Active Member

    Saw a Kathy Craig Corn yesterday...... but I don't care. :laugh:

    The weirdest personally was when I delivered a tombstone that had my complete name on it. And the widow/consignees name was the same as my mother.
  12. upsdude

    upsdude Well-Known Member

    Once had a package for a Fernando A Garcia. I hope he never gets his clothes monogrammed. :lol:
  13. 30andout

    30andout New Member

    Not that funny but it sucks to have to type in, Goeltzenleuchter. Michael Myers lives on my route.
  14. Captain America

    Captain America SuperDAD to the rescue

    Harley B. Rider ex-state trooper worked secuirity at local metropark. He actually ran for a local political office.
  15. foundinload

    foundinload Member

    loaded packages for: dr. poon & harriet cockshott but the best one was for dick wanter (on later boxes it was changed to richard...)
  16. Just Lurking

    Just Lurking Member

    I have an asian guy that receives for one my commercial stop. When I first started on my route, I thought that he took an American name - Wilson. Eventually, he received a personal package with his full name - Son, Wil Suk (Wil Suk Son). Either way I would not want that name.
  17. Fishbulb

    Fishbulb Member

    I've delivered to a Mrs. Fishcock & I on a split route I deliver to a teacher at my old high school. Her name is Paula Dick, funniest part about that is her daughter recently got married but decided to keep her name. If your last name was Dick wouldnt you be dying to get it changed?
  18. hi everyone
    this past friday i delivered to an phil whiskers !!!!!:confused:1
  19. brownieboy

    brownieboy Member

    Delivered to a Ho Moe, and Sharon Peters this week.
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  20. brownrodster

    brownrodster New Member

    Dr. Ruth... I haven't bothered to remember her last name...