Happy 40th birthday FedEx?

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by hypo hanna, Apr 16, 2013.

  1. hypo hanna

    hypo hanna Well-Known Member

    Your first years you struggled but had many good friends who helped you through and by the time you became a teenager you had the world by the tail. It was then that you fell in with that awful Wall Street crowd. They got you hooked on their drug of choice, "unfettered greed" and now look at you. A broken down middle aged junkie rotting from within. Your old friends no longer want to be seen with you. Your new friends only want to pimp you out for their own gain. All of your decisions now are to benefit your new masters and serve to drive you further into your addiction. Don't think of this as a birthday card, think of it as an intervention.
    Last edited: Apr 16, 2013
  2. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    FedEx needs to check into the Betty Ford Center.
  3. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    LOL. Sounds like we have some co-dependent spurned lovers sobbing about their own demise, not that of the "junkie". If you are going to use an addiction metaphor, you should really be versed in all angles.
  4. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Not spurned lovers, but shat upon employees. Sounds like you've been smoking the Ground water pipe again. Put it down, get sober, and embrace reality.
  5. Goldilocks

    Goldilocks Well-Known Member

    BB likes his Hookah or is it one of the crack pipes he confiscated from one of his ground drivers....Just kidding BB....
  6. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    Been sober for 18 years June 12th, so please, tell the whole story of the "family dynamic" of addiction. I will help you along the way. If you prefer, I can give you directions on the best ways to smoke crack also. I am just such a wealth of knowledge!
  7. Brokedownandbrown

    Brokedownandbrown New Member

    Sorry Express, Brass found a new love Ground. Thanks for some good years and good luck in the future. Come here ground, get ready for love.
  8. Cactus

    Cactus Just telling it like it is

    Won't last another 40.


    There is NOTHING like a well rounded education my friend!..lol
  10. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Congratulations on getting sober and staying that way. I'd forgotten you'd be down that road, so my crack wasn't intended to offend.
  11. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    no offense taken at all.
  12. Goldilocks

    Goldilocks Well-Known Member

    Congratulations BB!!!!
  13. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

  14. Doc Sorting Dude

    Doc Sorting Dude Active Member

    They'll find a way to reward themselves at our expense