I have had a bunch of close calls, but the only thing that has came close ....i was Delivering at a place they build Fire Trucks as I entered the building a couple guys were talking and one ask the other How he liked his Coffee he replied the way I like my women Dark...they looked over at me(6'4 255 Black man) and felt embarrased and walked away.The recieving clerk said their idiots don't pay them any attention........Well a few years past and I was lucky enough to get my own route and low and behold i delivered to the mans house....lucky for me he worked 2nd shift they say his daughter baby looks like me, but i know i used a condom everytime, plus i left some DNA under his pillow...