Helper needs UPSsocks to master DIAD in case I go feeder and also need to know ....

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by What'dyabringmetoday???, Dec 6, 2012.

  1. What'dyabringmetoday???

    What'dyabringmetoday??? Well-Known Member

    ...what my dues are and if the volume will drop after peak and what kind of boots I need and if I should buy gloves or what kind of snacks I should carry and should I go feeder and if I do what kind of hours will I get and...?
     
  2. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    Re: Helper needs UPSsocks to master DIAD in case I go feeder and also need to know ..

    Grieve it
     
  3. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    Re: Helper needs UPSsocks to master DIAD in case I go feeder and also need to know ..

    Holy run-on sentence!!!! While humorous, it's peak and my mind can't break all that down at this moment.
     
  4. barnyard

    barnyard KTM rider Staff Member

    Re: Helper needs UPSsocks to master DIAD in case I go feeder and also need to know ..

    should I write my name on the costume the helper person gave me????
     
  5. alwaysoverallowed

    alwaysoverallowed Active Member

    Re: Helper needs UPSsocks to master DIAD in case I go feeder and also need to know ..

    Can you guys help me find my package
     
  6. Scottyhawk

    Scottyhawk What is it? A brown box. Duh

    Re: Helper needs UPSsocks to master DIAD in case I go feeder and also need to know ..

    What's in the package???
     
  7. alwaysoverallowed

    alwaysoverallowed Active Member

    Re: Helper needs UPSsocks to master DIAD in case I go feeder and also need to know ..

    It's very important It's in a brown box I need it in the morning can you deliver it first when will you be there it's a sig req 21 can you leave it with my dog she's in the backyard I don't clean up she doesn't bite me so she won't bite you she's all bark can you call me when you get to my house how about you leave it at my parents house across town I wrote there address for you you didn't knock I was home you have to come back I'm leaveing soon take it back to the building I'll pick it up no re-deliver it tomorrow no take it back to the building for an address correction no I want it sent to my house again i want it upgraded to nda why didn't you call me why are you so late finally I've been waiting all day
     
  8. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Re: Helper needs UPSsocks to master DIAD in case I go feeder and also need to know ..

    Did you talk with your Stuart first?
     
  9. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    Re: Helper needs UPSsocks to master DIAD in case I go feeder and also need to know ..

    why doesn't your drivers ring the doorbell?
     
  10. undies

    undies Active Member

    Re: Helper needs UPSsocks to master DIAD in case I go feeder and also need to know ..

    HOLY CRAP! I literally lol'ed here for a few minutes. You know you're a driver when all that is hilarious to you...because you've literally heard it all before lol
     
  11. Brain Genocide

    Brain Genocide New Member

    Even a helper gets it......that's funny.
     
  12. I Am Jacks Damaged Box

    I Am Jacks Damaged Box Well-Known Member

    Yesterday a comment in the FedEx forums referring to helpers as "personal elves", and now this?

    Man, I still cannot stop laughing. I will never look at a helper the same way ever again.
     
  13. Old International

    Old International Now driving a Sterling

    Re: Helper needs UPSsocks to master DIAD in case I go feeder and also need to know ..

    Gee you want a lot in a big hurry.........
     
  14. undies

    undies Active Member

    Re: Helper needs UPSsocks to master DIAD in case I go feeder and also need to know ..

    Im a driver, thank you very much.
     
  15. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    Re: Helper needs UPSsocks to master DIAD in case I go feeder and also need to know ..

    There's a FedEx forum????
     
  16. Benben

    Benben Active Member

    Re: Helper needs UPSsocks to master DIAD in case I go feeder and also need to know ..

    Sorry, I usually go through all the packages in the morning to see what I want to keep for myself but I was running late today and didn't get to yours. Its a box lady, with with the Amazon arrow/smile/swastika on the side. You ordered it, I didn't so how should I know whats in it? Now sign this toy computer, upside down, as your sure to hit the sig key and kick it to the next screen and you'll look at me like I am an idiot with the pen-thats not a pen-attached to a piece of coiled plastic out of a cracker-jack box (how have these POS's not snapped off yet is beyond me!!) or don't get your package as I take it back to my truck where I'll :censored2::censored2::censored2::censored2:-kick it for the next 11+ hours before sending back to the shipper. No, god-damned it, your name not your boyfriend's name and it only got heavy after the second floor. Of course the screen went blank you won't shut up and do what your told now sign your damn name. YES, RIGHT THERE ON THE LINE NEXT TO THE X
     
    Last edited: Dec 7, 2012
  17. Benben

    Benben Active Member

    Re: Helper needs UPSsocks to master DIAD in case I go feeder and also need to know ..

    Sorry for the above, its Fri night after a 58.75 hour week and 5 beers. I am just getting really sick and tired of the same question 50+ times a day every day......."WHAT IS IT?" ITS A DAMN BOX, ARE YOU BLIND?

    I wonder.......if I answer, "a vibrator" how much trouble I can get into????
     
  18. stoni24

    stoni24 New Member

    . Lo
     
  19. barnyard

    barnyard KTM rider Staff Member

    Re: Helper needs UPSsocks to master DIAD in case I go feeder and also need to know ..

    You want to be really careful about that. We reportedly got Victoria's Secret back from FedEx because of drivers that were commenting on what was in the packages.
     
  20. kingOFchester

    kingOFchester Well-Known Member

    Re: Helper needs UPSsocks to master DIAD in case I go feeder and also need to know ..

    I like when I place package, ring the bell, as I am walking back to the truck, the door opens and the homeowner yells "Do I need to sign for it?".

    Yea, you need to sign for it. I thought you weren't home so i was going to hangout in my truck until you came home.