Straight from the Putrid Bowels of Hell
So its 100 outside and your job is to prune bushes out in this field.
This is the only "bathroom" within half a mile. At first glance it appears to be a run-of-the-mill chemical toilet.... but its not. It is better known as Satans Oven.
I made the mistake once of having to use this thing out of desperation on a 100 degree day and I found out the hard way that it is nothing but a blue plastic portal to the Putrid Bowels of Hell. It
used to be a chemical toilet...but the farmer simply cut the bottom out of the tank and placed it over a 2' deep hole in the ground. So its nothing but an outhouse never gets emptied, the waste simply piles up until summer ends and the unit is no longer used, then over the fall and winter it decomposes to make room for next summers droppings.
If its 100 outside its got to be 130 in that little hellbox, and the stench will literally make you want to vomit. If you think the back of a package car is bad, try having a seat in Satans Oven and you wil quickly learn the meaning of the word "gratitude" when you realize that, unlike the people who work in that field,
you have the ability to
drive away.