I bid you adieu

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by GROUNDIsAHugeSCAM, Jul 26, 2013.

  1. This is goodbye. The end. I am retiring from FedEx. I will unveil my identity just a pinch. I am a former courier and current SM. I am leaving my job after 15 years. I am also leaving this forum. Mr. Fed Ex, I will miss your satirical letters. I feel we have become close friends, like the way the old men in the movie Grumpy Old Men are friends. BBSam, I will miss the way you justify low wages and exploitation by calling it capitalism. MaineGroundDriver, I will miss your naiveté and reading your clueless posts. It is time I told the world about us. MGD and I are actually gay lovers. I will miss you all dearly.

    My retirement is effect August 15th. I have been accepted on the show Biggest Loser. I will make FedEx proud. My goal is to be the first cast member to lose 200 pounds and get back to that size 28 waist I had my 5th year of high school. Keep me in your thoughts. Look for me on the show.

    Good bye my friends.
  2. overflowed

    overflowed Well-Known Member

    Good luck with the size 28 waist.
  3. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

  4. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    The OP was not nearly dramatic enough in his "goodbye forever" post. We are used to much more here on Brown Cafe.

    Please go here for an example of a proper drama filled goodbye forever post.
  5. BulkRoute

    BulkRoute New Member

    Good luck.
  6. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

    ​Let me guess, is this the link to Dave quitting for the second time?
  7. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    Glad to see you taking weight seriously for a change.
  8. I Am Jacks Damaged Box

    I Am Jacks Damaged Box Well-Known Member

    Loving this thread. Great stuff.