Is Fred S Satan?

[MrFedEx]

Is this MFE?

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Yep, that's me. Is that picture of Milhouse you?

 

[Mr. 7]

That's not Millhouse.
It's Frank Grimes.

 

[thedownhillEXPRESS]

That's not Millhouse.
It's Frank Grimes.

As long as its not "Smith"ers..........................

 

[MrFedEx]

As long as its not "Smith"ers..........................

You're right. Smithers kind of has a thing for Mr. Burns and Mr. 7 is now showing his affection for Mr. Smith. Hmmmm...eerie parallels.

 

[thedownhillEXPRESS]

Indeed...........................

 

[Mr. 7]

Yeah,
And, I heard a rumor that the sky is gonna fall.
Better get on Facebook and warn all my friends.

Now,
Here's a hoot.
Bah ha ha.

 

[vantexan]

Yeah,
And, I heard a rumor that the sky is gonna fall.
Better get on Facebook and warn all my friends.

Now,
Here's a hoot.
Bah ha ha.

Now that's funny!!!!

 

[MrFedEx]

Now that's funny!!!!

I am deeply so honored to being wonderful representation of all that is most wonderfulness and speedy delivery.

 

[vantexan]

I am deeply so honored to being wonderful representation of all that is most wonderfulness and speedy delivery.

Doleevawy Gangham style!

 

[hypo hanna]

Now,
Here's a hoot.
Bah ha ha.

"In addition, FedEx employees who receive lots of recommendations from customers through this event,' will receive various prizes."

(Read cheap pens and water bottles.)

 

[MrFedEx]

"In addition, FedEx employees who receive lots of recommendations from customers through this event,' will receive various prizes."

(Read cheap pens and water bottles.)

I think the FedEx cheap gifts philosophy is significant because it shows the low regard in which we are held by the company. Who gets motivated by cheap pens, water bottles, lunchboxes and the like? Children. And apparently that's how they view us...as non-adults. Everyone I know who gets this crap gives it to their kids anyway because they are ashamed to be seen with it.

Recently, a fellow courier did something pretty significant, and he got a FedEx cinch sack, a cheap nylon baggie worth maybe a couple of bucks. The senior made this huge speeech about the Purple Promise and how great FedEx was and what a great worker Courier X had been for so many years....and then he hands him the effing sack.

The look on Courier X's face was unmistakably a combination of embarassment and disgust. A few people even laughed.

What a sad company.

 

[Route 66]

I agree. The cheap, crappy children's birthday party door prizes they give out with the beamin grins on their faces are nothing more than thinly-veiled insults. It's degrading and they know it is. It's all just a part of the little game now.

I make sure I'm no longer the recipient of such humiliating garbage by ensuring I do only the barest minimum I possibly can get away with now. A far far cry from the way I used to be.

pathetic arseclowns

 

[hypo hanna]

"Everyone I know who gets this crap gives it to their kids anyway because they are ashamed to be seen with it."

I'm ashamed to give it to my kids.

 

[DOWNTRODDEN IN TEXAS]

To quote Wayne Campbell, "I have an extensive collection of FredEx water bottles and other baubles..."

 

[vantexan]

I think the FedEx cheap gifts philosophy is significant because it shows the low regard in which we are held by the company. Who gets motivated by cheap pens, water bottles, lunchboxes and the like? Children. And apparently that's how they view us...as non-adults. Everyone I know who gets this crap gives it to their kids anyway because they are ashamed to be seen with it.

Recently, a fellow courier did something pretty significant, and he got a FedEx cinch sack, a cheap nylon baggie worth maybe a couple of bucks. The senior made this huge speeech about the Purple Promise and how great FedEx was and what a great worker Courier X had been for so many years....and then he hands him the effing sack.

The look on Courier X's face was unmistakably a combination of embarassment and disgust. A few people even laughed.

What a sad company.

If it had been me I'd have put the bag over my head.

 

[RTURNSONLY]

I really loved the wind-up toy I got for my 25-year anniversary:
Pickett the Wicked Cricket

 

[overflowed]

I think the FedEx cheap gifts philosophy is significant because it shows the low regard in which we are held by the company. Who gets motivated by cheap pens, water bottles, lunchboxes and the like? Children. And apparently that's how they view us...as non-adults. Everyone I know who gets this crap gives it to their kids anyway because they are ashamed to be seen with it.

Recently, a fellow courier did something pretty significant, and he got a FedEx cinch sack, a cheap nylon baggie worth maybe a couple of bucks. The senior made this huge speeech about the Purple Promise and how great FedEx was and what a great worker Courier X had been for so many years....and then he hands him the effing sack.

The look on Courier X's face was unmistakably a combination of embarassment and disgust. A few people even laughed.

What a sad company.

At least the safety awards are still made of cheap gold. In the very least they're pawnable. My buddy got 45 bones for it.

 

[overflowed]

I really loved the wind-up toy I got for my 25-year anniversary:
Pickett the Wicked Cricket
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Dude that's horrible. But very funny.