MrFedEx
Engorged Member
The Mormon Home Planet of Kolob is celebrating Mitt Romney's 3 primary victories today on the GOP Super Tuesday. Telepathic beams directed at Earth from Kolob directing non-Mormons to vote for Mitt may have been the deciding factor. Normally, Kolob stays out of Earth affairs, but Romney is getting close to clinching the nomination and the chance to convert millions to Mormonism and the power of the Magic Undergarments.
Remember, Mormonism is NOT a cult, Mormonism is NOT a cult, Klattu Barrada Nichto...
Remember, Mormonism is NOT a cult, Mormonism is NOT a cult, Klattu Barrada Nichto...