Ma-stiff and other big dogs

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by moreluck, Dec 31, 2013.

  1. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Is that a mastiff on the right?
     
  2. Tired Driver

    Tired Driver Sisyphus had it easy.

    Bullmastiffs. If it is not a Bullmastiff, it is just a dog.
     
  3. Operational needs

    Operational needs Well-Known Member

    I had a Mastiff come after me last week while delivering a package. Scared the crap out of me. After dropping a few bad words, I got banned from the woman's house. It was the fourth dog in a week. I lost it. Oops.
     
  4. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    One of my customers had a bullmastiff that was just a big slobbering beast. Whenever you came up to his place the dog would bring you a slobbery funky tennis ball to throw for him. The biggest danger from him was his land mines.
     
  5. Tired Driver

    Tired Driver Sisyphus had it easy.

    The drivers who deliver to my house are scared of them. The only way they can hurt you is by stepping on your feet. So I tell them, if the gate is open, deliver. If the gate is closed, they could be outside, bag it and put it over the gate.
     
  6. Tired Driver

    Tired Driver Sisyphus had it easy.

    Mastiff is the breed that a lot of dogs originate from.
     
  7. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    All are big dogs full of 50% slobber, 50% fecal matter, with what is left over goes to brains.
     
  8. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    They are so beautiful.
     
  9. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    You forgot love and devotion.
     
  10. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    The dumbest dog I ever had was an Irish Setter. Super friendly dog but dumber than a post.
     
  11. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    I had heard that too.....Afghan hounds have that rep. too.
     
  12. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    I'll take one of those any time over a "smart" dog that might bite someone and get me sued.
     
  13. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Neighbor kids would come over and want to pet the Setter. She would put her front paws on the fence and lean her head over to be petted. She literally forgot she could easily jump the fence. I didn't encourage her to do it and she forgot she could.
     
  14. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    I'll take a good loyal dog any day of the week. Truly mans best friend.
     
  15. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    Not a pet fan.
     
  16. MenInBrown

    MenInBrown Active Member

    The most loyal b**** you will ever have