Last night I was visited by 3 spirits, the ghost of FedEx past, the ghost of FedEx present, and the ghost of FedEx future. Guess what? I didn't learn anything, so I'll continue to screw you blind, keep all the gold for myself, and let Courier Cratchett deal with CIGNA over his kids pre-existing condition. I fired Fezziwig for not being productive enough too. Ha..ha!! Ho, Ho, Ho!! Thanks for making me a big wad of money this peak, and I'm not giving any of you a damn thing. Love, Uncle Fred P.S. "FedEx Cares"