soberups
Pees in the brown Koolaid
The grossest place I deliver to is a private residence....its a crummy apartment occupied by a disgusting guy in his 30's. He smokes, and has cats who piss everywhere. The place is stacked to the ceilings with clutter and garbage. His blinds are always closed and the place is a dark, putrid tomb.
What makes it worse...is that this guy sits at home all day and looks at porn on his computer. I can see it on his monitor when he opens the door. He wears a bathrobe with "stains" on the front, and thinks nothing at all of coming to the door while sporting a chubby. He has long, nasty toenails and yellow fingernails from all the cigarettes, and his breath stinks and he hawks up phlegm when he talks.
What makes it worse...is that this guy sits at home all day and looks at porn on his computer. I can see it on his monitor when he opens the door. He wears a bathrobe with "stains" on the front, and thinks nothing at all of coming to the door while sporting a chubby. He has long, nasty toenails and yellow fingernails from all the cigarettes, and his breath stinks and he hawks up phlegm when he talks.