Even though I live in the MidAtlantic region the area I covered was something right out of the movie Deliverance, about as backward,racist, ignorant and inbred a place you could possibly find. Their two main questions? "What is it"? My answer. "It's a box o friend weapons grade plutonium from you friends at Terrorists Anonymous". The other question. "What's in it"? My answer. "A case of Colt 45,a bucket of chicken and a white woman." Never a verbal response only your classic Bugs Bunny information overload look on their faces. When your dealing with a single phase mind in a 3 phase world with the other two legs grounding out there is simply no reaction because they just don't get it.
Did he stick his finger in a socket?I truly respect your knowledge of electricity and stupid people.
Flying a kite during a thunderstorm.Did he stick his finger in a socket?
Took massive stinky in vehicle (while driving).Did he stick his finger in a socket?
Justin Bieber's voice coach?I have a chicken like that in my truck to mess with the dogs on my route, butt didn't know it was a musical instrument
Justin Bieber's voice coach?
"STAY DRY OUT THERE", as I expect to see Noah's ark float by.
Stay Warm out thurr!!!
are you OK?
Yeah, but your dogs ate all my treats
Those weren't my dogs; they're coyotes!
allrighty then, can u escort me wif yo shotgun back to my delivery vehicle so I can deliver to the other customers on my route tonight?
Cool story bro.So one Saturday night, I was walking up a dirt driveway with a Wal-Mart box & a group of dogs were trotting towards me...
I had a few dog biscuits in my pocket and proceeded to throw them some treats... they went for it.
As I walk up to the porch, I see the customer with a puzzled look...
scan, DR MC, "have a good weekend!"
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I had to look it up that night to confirm that coyotes are free roaming in my boonies route.
no wonder I deliver Soo many 9mm & shotgun bullets to my customers, no signature required