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Poop Head

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[QUOTE="OrioN, post: 3346112, member: 58562]

LoL, thank goodness I deliver in a rural area now... I don't miss da hood at all![/QUOTE]
Your vernacular says otherwise
 

bacha29

Well-Known Member
Even though I live in the MidAtlantic region the area I covered was something right out of the movie Deliverance, about as backward,racist, ignorant and inbred a place you could possibly find. Their two main questions? "What is it"? My answer. "It's a box o friend weapons grade plutonium from you friends at Terrorists Anonymous". The other question. "What's in it"? My answer. "A case of Colt 45,a bucket of chicken and a white woman." Never a verbal response only your classic Bugs Bunny information overload look on their faces. When your dealing with a single phase mind in a 3 phase world with the other two legs grounding out there is simply no reaction because they just don't get it.
 

BootsOnTarmac

Well-Known Member
Even though I live in the MidAtlantic region the area I covered was something right out of the movie Deliverance, about as backward,racist, ignorant and inbred a place you could possibly find. Their two main questions? "What is it"? My answer. "It's a box o friend weapons grade plutonium from you friends at Terrorists Anonymous". The other question. "What's in it"? My answer. "A case of Colt 45,a bucket of chicken and a white woman." Never a verbal response only your classic Bugs Bunny information overload look on their faces. When your dealing with a single phase mind in a 3 phase world with the other two legs grounding out there is simply no reaction because they just don't get it.


I truly respect your knowledge of electricity and stupid people.
 

OrioN

double tap o da horn dooshbag

I have a chicken like that in my truck to mess with the dogs on my route, butt didn't know it was a musical instrument
 

OrioN

double tap o da horn dooshbag

my rescue beagle, Mr. Fasso, can't howl for some reason... i showed him this vid and no reaction :(
 

Peytonmanning11

Well-Known Member
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OrioN

double tap o da horn dooshbag
So one Saturday night, I was walking up a dirt driveway with a Wal-Mart box & a group of dogs were trotting towards me...

I had a few dog biscuits in my pocket and proceeded to throw them some treats... they went for it.

As I walk up to the porch, I see the customer with a puzzled look...

scan, DR MC, "have a good weekend!"

Customer
are you OK?

OrioN
Yeah, but your dogs ate all my treats

Customer
Those weren't my dogs; they're coyotes!

OrioN:
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OrioN
allrighty then, can u escort me wif yo shotgun back to my delivery vehicle so I can deliver to the other customers on my route tonight?

I had to look it up that night to confirm that coyotes are free roaming in my boonies route.

no wonder I deliver Soo many 9mm & shotgun bullets to my customers, no signature required
 

MAKAVELI

Banned
So one Saturday night, I was walking up a dirt driveway with a Wal-Mart box & a group of dogs were trotting towards me...

I had a few dog biscuits in my pocket and proceeded to throw them some treats... they went for it.

As I walk up to the porch, I see the customer with a puzzled look...

scan, DR MC, "have a good weekend!"

Customer

OrioN

Customer

OrioN:
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OrioN


I had to look it up that night to confirm that coyotes are free roaming in my boonies route.

no wonder I deliver Soo many 9mm & shotgun bullets to my customers, no signature required
Cool story bro.:happy2:
 

OrioN

double tap o da horn dooshbag
I didn't knew what this flag meant

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So red are fire fighters and blue are cops... those customers always get small arms boxes from time to time as well. Go figure... a few gun ranges too, but I never had to deliver to any of them lately
 
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